A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom
“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.
by Suck a toe January 7, 2019
Get the todd beamer high school mug.A Knucks intercepted by a high five, usually involving a parent trying to be cool and an adolescent. Often followed by a period of confusion and feeble attempts to hide parental misjudgement. Best example on the TV show Cash Cab.
"...'Smores is correct!"
"WOO! Ya!" (Cash Cab High Five, Followed by a loss of respect for parental guardian.)
"WOO! Ya!" (Cash Cab High Five, Followed by a loss of respect for parental guardian.)
by Dave Kaminski / Ryan Mass October 16, 2007
Get the Cash Cab High Five mug.Located in the shittiest, smallest town you can think of, also known as “cowtown” or “oxhood”. Full of white people, white supremacists, white potheads who act like they’re black, and a crazy superintendent/principal duo. Trump supporter central. Mostly rich kids who are completely sheltered to the world. Most kids graduate from here and stay in Ct their whole lives. Opioid problems, overdoses, shitty parties, judgemental people, lightweights, vape central and crazy bitches. Known for rivalry with Seymour high. Wins one game and acts like they’re undefeated when in reality all the sports teams suck. Most likely to win an award for “most kids peaked in highschool” or “least school spirit”
by cowtown101 May 3, 2018
Get the Oxford High School CT mug.A highschool in Jensen Beach, Florida whose football team is horrible. It is similar to virtually all other highschools in the sense that:
- People reprimand you for having an opinion or being unique
- In the end, you really end up learning nothing useful
- It succeeds in both frusrating you and making your life that much more diffult
- People reprimand you for having an opinion or being unique
- In the end, you really end up learning nothing useful
- It succeeds in both frusrating you and making your life that much more diffult
by Zynx November 1, 2006
Get the Jensen Beach High School mug.A hellhole located in the small mentally screwed town, Grayslake, Illinois. Where all the kids vape in class, the white girls wear "white" converse, and most of the kids there are hoes, no matter what gender they may be. The teachers are terrible, the football teams are sad to watch, and the school provides helpful resources, such as the MARC, that all the kids shit on. Most of the kids that grew up in Grayslake have probably done drugs on more than one occasion and they most likely are not virgins.
by jessilove0098 November 8, 2017
Get the Grayslake Central High School mug.A newly opened high school in Yorba Linda CA. It is completely filled with snobby rich OC kids who think they're the shit. This school's boundaries were purposely created so that all the wealthy whites and FOB Asians could attend. Students of other colors and with less money were turned away despite that it is supposed to be a public school. The teachers are all unqualified middle school instructors.
Their mascot, the "Mustangs" does not sufficiently cover what these students really are. A decent mascot would have been the "Jackasses." The sports at this school are a complete joke because they let any old nobody with no experience be on their teams. Also, they are trying to claim that they have varsity teams even though the school only harbors freshmen and sophomores who are immature idiots. The sophomores behave like freshmen and the freshmen have actually digressed back to 7th grade due to the lack of seniors on campus. The students at YLHS have no idea how to act their own age.
All in all, Yorba Linda High School is a sick twisted joke of a school that only messed things up for Valencia and other high schools in the area.
Their mascot, the "Mustangs" does not sufficiently cover what these students really are. A decent mascot would have been the "Jackasses." The sports at this school are a complete joke because they let any old nobody with no experience be on their teams. Also, they are trying to claim that they have varsity teams even though the school only harbors freshmen and sophomores who are immature idiots. The sophomores behave like freshmen and the freshmen have actually digressed back to 7th grade due to the lack of seniors on campus. The students at YLHS have no idea how to act their own age.
All in all, Yorba Linda High School is a sick twisted joke of a school that only messed things up for Valencia and other high schools in the area.
John: "Where do you live?"
Mary: "I live in the hills of Bryant Ranch."
John: "I could tell by your bitchy attitude. You go to Yorba Linda High School then?"
Mary: "Of course! I'm on varsity volleyball, waterpolo, and dance even though I've never done any of those sports in my life!"
Mary: "I live in the hills of Bryant Ranch."
John: "I could tell by your bitchy attitude. You go to Yorba Linda High School then?"
Mary: "Of course! I'm on varsity volleyball, waterpolo, and dance even though I've never done any of those sports in my life!"
by 1a2b3c4d5e6f February 16, 2010
Get the Yorba Linda High School mug.A mysterious place where the whites are constantly at war with the Hispanics, the drugs are used less than 30ft from the school itself, and nobody is quite sure who is running the show. Don't be fooled, it may have graduates who go on to well known universities such as Cornell and Penn, but this entire school is a madhouse. In order to survive one MUST follow the rules:
1. NEVER expect to be entertained at a football game.
2. NEVER expect to dance at a school dance.
3. NEVER remind a white kid acting black that he isn't black.
4. NEVER cross the crazy sub. She'll get crazy on you.
5. You have to be high in order to get what the fuck is going on around here, otherwise it isn't even worth a try.
1. NEVER expect to be entertained at a football game.
2. NEVER expect to dance at a school dance.
3. NEVER remind a white kid acting black that he isn't black.
4. NEVER cross the crazy sub. She'll get crazy on you.
5. You have to be high in order to get what the fuck is going on around here, otherwise it isn't even worth a try.
Student 1: "Hey wanna go to the church to do non-illegal activities?"
Student 2: "DIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUE"
Tired of doing actual schoolwork and/or giving a shit? Go to Sleepy Hollow High School!
Student 2: "DIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUE"
Tired of doing actual schoolwork and/or giving a shit? Go to Sleepy Hollow High School!
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