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hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch
I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while
by jeff December 11, 2003
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love

Love is something that is either the best feeling or the worst. It is like a disease that has no cure. Someone can screw you over so many times, but you still care for them? That’s love.
Brent: Man idk if i love her anymore bro
Danny: you cant leave her broken again. If you don’t love her then don’t keep going back to her. Every time you hurt her she’s still been there waiting for you thinking you’ve changed but you haven’t. She loves you and what you keep doing to her isn’t love man. You are her whole world and she isn’t even a part of yours? that’s fucked up.
by mangoes69 January 15, 2019
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I love lamps

An undeniable attraction to a device that generates light.
Person 1 : "Dude guess what!"
Person 2 : "What?"
Person 1 : I love lamps
by Sophie/Antonia March 13, 2010
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tunnel of love

alot of cleavage. like dawns ;)
i likw dawns tunnel of love.
by The Capt. September 19, 2008
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Lovely One Jones

Internet Troll
WHAT IS A TROLL?
1. An Internet "Troll" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the Internet. He (and it is usually he) tries to start arguments and upset people.
2. Trolls see Internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game. For some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people. To them, other Internet users are not quite human but are a kind of digital abstraction. As a result, they feel no sorrow whatsoever for the pain they inflict. Indeed, the greater the suffering they cause, the greater their 'achievement' (as they see it). At the moment, the relative anonymity of the net allows trolls to flourish.
3. Trolls are utterly impervious to criticism (constructive or otherwise). You cannot negotiate with them; you cannot cause them to feel shame or compassion; you cannot reason with them. They cannot be made to feel remorse. For some reason, trolls do not feel they are bound by the rules of courtesy or social responsibility.
4. Perhaps this sounds inconceivable. You may think, "Surely there is something I can write that will change them." But a true troll can not be changed by mere words.
One of the most important lessons to learn online is “Do not feed Lovely One Jones aka TROLL”
by Nadia's Word August 7, 2015
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make love not war

A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.

I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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sex vs love

Sex is to achieve sexual gratification.
Love is to achieve an intimate bond, trust and loyalty.
It's hard for some people to understand the concept of sex vs love.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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