You owe me 78 dollars

"You owe me 78 dollars" is a phrase used when sarcastically demanding financial compensation, when it is completely inappropriate. Legend has it that the amount of $78 is based on a true story, where a bill for car maintenance was split between the members of a road trip, to fix damage that occurred a year after the trip.

Jack: Aw man, I just got a photo radar! You owe me 78 dollars!
Kate: Why?! You're the one driving!
Jack: Yeah, but you're in the car too. I'll send you a paypal invoice.

Hugo: Dude, try the sushi. It's awesome.
Sawyer: Okay, but if I don't like it you owe me 78 dollars.

by Dicklechips June 19, 2010

Cash me ousside Howbow dah

A term Normies use when they want to have an altercation outside, usually resulting in a fist fight and/or a "Bitch Boy Slap Fight"™.

* person # 1

You are a Normie CUCK BOI!

* person # 2

Cash me ousside Howbow dah.

by Glanderson Booper February 2, 2017

Don't feed me straight lines

It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.

You want to hit me, do you? - Don't feed me straight lines, I can see your disguised misandry

by spearhunter December 29, 2016

Untitled (how could this happen to me)

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is Simple Plans latest single. Possibly the worst attempt at a song EVER. A shitty ballad with terrible vocals & a poor attempt at a guitar solo.
Also, whats with the 'How could this to me' title? The songs meant to be untitled!

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
*random people rip ears out to escape the song*
*teenies start dancing*
*a mule kicks a random person in the groin*

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is a real shit song.

by poopawhacka October 23, 2005

show me your flow chart

1) When you ask a hot girl of sexual prowess to also prove her intellectual worth.

2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair.

3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms.

1) "Yo, show me your flow chart. Lets see if your speech is as clever as your vulva."

2) "Show me that wild flow chart!"

3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet."

by e-rockin' November 21, 2007

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty

Back up the booty, I need the booty

I like the booty, oh what a booty
Shaking that booty, I saw the booty

I want the booty, lord what a booty

Bring on the booty, give up the booty

Loving the booty, round booty
Down for the booty, I want the booty

Hunting the booty, chasing the booty

Casing the booty, getting the booty,

Beautiful booty, smoking booty

Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty
All about the booty, big old booty

Serious booty, amazing booty

I'll take the booty, where is the booty

Stare at the booty, walking the booty

Touching the booty, who's got the booty

Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty

Loving the booty, hugging the booty

Kissing the booty, holding the booty

Watching the booty, kicking the booty
Sleeping booty, screaming booty

Harder booty, softer booty

By Tim Wilson
TLDR, 🅱️ooty

Fortnite player:Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty
Girl: No
Virgin: 🅱️

by ObjectsAndCountriesOfficial June 11, 2018

Does this make me look fat?

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.

GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004