Sunday Love You: (n.) When the host of a one night stand, typically a man, drops an 'I Love You' in order to hurry a partner out of his dorm room/apartment so that he can get to all the work he's been putting off for Sunday. Generally effective 95% of the time but has been known to miserably backfire. Never to be used on a suspected clinger.
"Dude that chick from the bar was hot, like smash again in the morning when sober and there's light out hot."
"I wish man but I hadn't even started on my Case Study, I had to drop a Sunday Love You."
"Oh sucks, did it work?"
"Yeah she got dressed faster than Jerry Sudansky caught naked at a playground but it was pointless, I spent all Sunday procrasturbating anyway."
"I wish man but I hadn't even started on my Case Study, I had to drop a Sunday Love You."
"Oh sucks, did it work?"
"Yeah she got dressed faster than Jerry Sudansky caught naked at a playground but it was pointless, I spent all Sunday procrasturbating anyway."
by Lil Ads December 5, 2011
Get the Sunday Love You mug.When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005
Get the i love you mug.TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE
STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,
TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?
STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........
STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,
TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?
STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........
by TAKAIRA ASIANRIKA September 1, 2011
Get the I LOVE SPELLING.... mug.A stupid excuse to break someone’s heart!
(2019 Genertion)
It’s barely even real anymore.
People who wanna find love can’t! Why? Cause nobody wants be loyal and love so it’s fake these days! It barely exists
(2019 Genertion)
It’s barely even real anymore.
People who wanna find love can’t! Why? Cause nobody wants be loyal and love so it’s fake these days! It barely exists
Jason: I’m in love with you!
Mal: me too!
*two days later, finds out messing with best friend*
Jason: I just wanted ur best friend! I never loved you!
Mal: oh... okay...
Mal: me too!
*two days later, finds out messing with best friend*
Jason: I just wanted ur best friend! I never loved you!
Mal: oh... okay...
by Broken.Starz October 22, 2019
Get the Love mug.The best couple you will ever see , the couple who's inlove with eachother. The two that were made for eachother, who couldnt live without eachother. Hector the one that makes Kristina feel all special and gives her butterflies in her tummy ever time he hugs,kisses,smiles, etc. at her. Kristina the one who has never felt this way before about anybody , the one who would give anything to Hector just to make him happy.
The one that calls Hector her world , her everything . The couple that belongs to eachother.
The one that calls Hector her world , her everything . The couple that belongs to eachother.
by -Unknown16 April 19, 2011
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by jeff December 11, 2003
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