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I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job
Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*
by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021
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Badman Love Muscle

Someone who stands up for long periods of time to try and impress women and duff up anyone who crosses him
"Oh your such a badman love muscle, you never sit down and always want to fight me"
by Goering January 6, 2008
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Sunday Love You

Sunday Love You: (n.) When the host of a one night stand, typically a man, drops an 'I Love You' in order to hurry a partner out of his dorm room/apartment so that he can get to all the work he's been putting off for Sunday. Generally effective 95% of the time but has been known to miserably backfire. Never to be used on a suspected clinger.
"Dude that chick from the bar was hot, like smash again in the morning when sober and there's light out hot."

"I wish man but I hadn't even started on my Case Study, I had to drop a Sunday Love You."

"Oh sucks, did it work?"

"Yeah she got dressed faster than Jerry Sudansky caught naked at a playground but it was pointless, I spent all Sunday procrasturbating anyway."
by Lil Ads December 5, 2011
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i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
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I LOVE SPELLING....

TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE

STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,

TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?

STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........
I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"
by TAKAIRA ASIANRIKA September 1, 2011
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Hector Loves Kristina

The best couple you will ever see , the couple who's inlove with eachother. The two that were made for eachother, who couldnt live without eachother. Hector the one that makes Kristina feel all special and gives her butterflies in her tummy ever time he hugs,kisses,smiles, etc. at her. Kristina the one who has never felt this way before about anybody , the one who would give anything to Hector just to make him happy.
The one that calls Hector her world , her everything . The couple that belongs to eachother.
I wish i could have a relationship like Hector Loves Kristina.
by -Unknown16 April 19, 2011
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Love Kick To The Face

wen u hit someone in the face hard with ur lips, to show ur love
by Toddy August 27, 2006
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