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You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!
"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"
by Jellybean7 May 4, 2009
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Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.
IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!
by potheadclauds January 5, 2012
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you don't know me bitch

You see this new bitch Keisha at the club and she all on your nigga and you approach her like "get yo hands of my mans hoe, I ain't afraid to cut a bitch" then Keisha replies " I ain't want yo dirt ass nigga anyway trick and yo bitch ass ain't gon do shit" in which you reply " you don't know me bitch".
by Esnesnon May 2, 2016
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When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock
Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.
by hadef July 13, 2017
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raah sick you get me

when you've dominated a situation, and every bitch knows!
I absolutely smashed that test, raah sick you get me!

This caviar is delightful, raah sick you get me!

I just met James Hancock, raah sick you get me!
by Lexington Steele's bitch March 22, 2013
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Look at me! I'm the Captain now.

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"
Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*
by Scott2357 June 5, 2016
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give me a run for my money

It could mean that when someone wants to challenge you, you have the balls to fight back, or to keep up the pace and become, either a winner, or prove them wrong for having the tendency to challenge you. Its a term that firstly was announced of game horses and meant that this horse that I'm counting on can give me my money back, cause I simply have big hopes and expectations from it. Usually this phrase has a lot of different meanings but this one is the most concrete.
You see these guys over there working out?
They're weak as fuck.
I bet none of these phonies can give me a run for my money.

I am a bodybuilder and I'm working out for fun. It's my life.
by Sense8ative August 19, 2019
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