Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't

Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never

by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

I love you

I love you is 3 words that should only be used to one person in your life and your family!When you say "i love you" and they respond with "i love you to!" You made their day and just know that if they love you then they trust you more than anyone else,talk to you alot,think about you,smile for no reason,stares alot,always looks for you first and always happy to see you.(some boys/girls show that they love you in different ways)USE THE words "I LOVE YOU" to someone SPECIAL!?!?

BOY:i need to tell you something...i felt this for a week now and you need to know..
GIRL:what is it?
BOY:*breathes in and out*I love you...
BOY:why are you so happy?
GIRL:im really happy because i love you to!!!

by Lolgirl0192 December 23, 2017

Big Man Love

A mental disorder with physical appearance-related discriminatory origins, similar to heightism in which a taller/bigger man can't bring himself to respect a proficient yet smaller man (and is unfriendly, ignorant, disrespectful or obnoxious to), but is openly considerate and chummy to men his size or taller... whom might or might not be proficient. A common condition affecting all workings of male pecking orders, but usually more openly evident behavior in teenage males, gang culture, young adults and Business professionals. Scientists believe it to be a pass-down of "primitive instincts" where the bigger men of old protected their tribe from wild animals and trespassing rivals from neighboring tribes, so were collectively deemed higher status than the smaller males.

"Nigel was a small man of 5ft6, the most talented and influential man at work, yet he was overlooked for promotion to a leadership role in favor of James, 6ft2, who's credentials and work flow weren't nearly as on a par. I guess Nigel's bosses had a case of Big Man Love."

"The all-male Engineering class disregarded Rupert, 5ft3, when they where asked to form groups of six for the college assignment."

by anodious September 20, 2009

white hot love

Another word for cum or jizz

I spilled my white hot love all over her when I was finished

by The greatest based lord March 14, 2016

No man love thing

Jim Cramer's version of no homo. First used on Nov 30 2010

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

I gotta admit he's a good looking guy.. um no man love thing

by pseudonymGuy123 December 2, 2010

I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.

Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”

by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023