Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Baby wipe

A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.

The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024

Reverse Food Baby

When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.

Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.

by LightFoe December 18, 2021

baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.

Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.

by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022

fordsie baby

fordsie baby like the best boyfriend ever yesh c:

lookie that big ol fordsie baby

by jordsiesbaby January 9, 2022

Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.

“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.

by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022

baby ken

a handsome young man, who is outspoken and loves having things go his way.

Yo, tell baby Ken to come by when he gets the time.

by B.K. aka The KING September 15, 2020