you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

by Bootsyself December 30, 2007

let me tell ya

sarcasm in four words

"she is so pretty"
"let me tell ya"

"you like the nerd in math class?"
"let me tell ya"

by marialainaxix November 13, 2014

Call Me Becky Bitch

This refers to the song Sorry-Beyonce , when she says "Becky with the good hair."

So when you say "Call Me Becky Bitch" Your basically saying you have really nice hair.

Friend : "Your hair looks really nice today"
You : *Flips Hair* "Call Me Becky Bitch "

by Addictedtolife July 8, 2016

you owe me 50 cents

If a friend says to you 'you owe me 50 cents' it means you have had sexual intercouse with someone that they have had sex with in the past.

Context:
Bill: I had sex with Sarah on Tuesday
Sam: Oh mate, you owe me 50 cents.

by M.Swagg June 27, 2015

shekina is more fine than me

It’s a fact.

Shekina is more fine than me.

by shekinasbf January 22, 2022

me affe gimme sum punani

literal translation: 'You must be giving me some pussy/gash'

i) used when someone is saying something which is completely and obviously a lie.

ii) Used between 'ghetto brethren' or Caucasian 'wannabes' in British council estates when referring to an attractive woman who is spotted.

iii) When talking to your woman; asking whether she will 'get freaky' with you.

i) 'Me wagwan got head off of tree gals yesterdaii!"

'Nah mandem! Me affe gimme sum punani blad!'

ii) 'Blud, me affe gimme sum punani wiv dat wun!"
' Sick bruv, she'z dank innit!'

iii) 'Me julie, me affe gimme sum punani on valentine's day?'

by ItalianStallion30 March 21, 2010

Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012