cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019

Cream Bunny

after sex, you use your socks to clean up,. Once cleanup is complete, you only pull the socks back on halfway - leaving them dangling like bunny ears - in order to keep your feet dry.

After an intimate night with Nadia, Stuart came strolling out to breakfast in a pair of cream bunny socks

by Crabman69 April 26, 2019

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

Belly creamed

The act of ejaculating into the belly button of a participant to then proceed to suck the sperm out of the belly button and spit it all over their face.

You won’t believe what I did to cal last night. I belly creamed him and he actually enjoyed it!

by Big gaz 98 January 15, 2020

Cream Slide

It’s when you go to a gas station and buy dippin dots. After you buy the dippin dots you slide to the shortys crib. You put the dippin dots in the pussy and eat it out with your tongue and fingers. After she nuts you lick up the rest of the dippin dots

Damn jj hit the cream slide in this one girl.

by GiggaMyNigga September 24, 2023

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019