oracle book

When a question cannot be answered by conventional logic, one can refer to the oracle book. You do this by posing the question to a book of your choice, flipping to a random page and reading the first sentence that catches your eye. The oracle's answers may be difficult to interpret at first, but they will come to make sense as more time is allowed to pass. The oracle book is never wrong.

Genny: What are panda noises and how do they sound like?
Allie: I can't answer that logically, let's consult the oracle book.
(DAVINCI CODE: Chapter 67)
Teabing's manservant Remy, on orders from his master was doing an impressive job maneuvering the vehicle across the moonlit fields behind Chateau Villette.
*Three Hours of Deliberation*
Allie: So we're in agreement? Sounds like a box of rainbows.

by OperationsIvy March 2, 2010

choda-book

A sex manual or porn magazine that depicts actual sex.

Playboy is NOT a choda-book

by Dane Brooke April 7, 2008

book mouth

Relating to a fellatious woman. A skank, whore, ho, prostitute, chickenhead, etc.

That book mouth tramp can suck a golfball through a garden hose.

by Mike October 9, 2004

skud book

Scottish slang for a magazine containing pornographic material. Can also be used as to describe a felling of being unwanted.

Example 1 "Hey gee`s a look at that skud book! Check the tits on that!"

Example 2 " Always me that gets given the shitty jobs at work. I get passed around each department like a used skud book!"

by TheTam Bain Bawbag April 9, 2009

book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.

Collin is a book nut.

by Fact man May 9, 2018

booked and busy

Harry Styles

"At this point, if you look up the definition of 'booked and busy' on urban dictionary, you're just going to see two words: Harry Styles." - Sussan Mourad (Clevver News, Youtube)

by hfsarhmn January 14, 2022

Fully Booked

Fully Booked redefines the meaning of a book store. For realz. The flagship store is 5 whole levels of amazingness. Go there. Fully Booked indeed. Full of everything related to literature, music, games, graphic novels, stationery, manga, EVERYTHING IS HERE, OKAY. Truly. Go there. Like, right now.

GIRL: Wow, I was just at Fully Booked. My mind was blown away.
BOY: Why?
GIRL: IT IS AMAZING. OKAY. AMAZING.
BOY: What is it?
GIRL: 5 WHOLE LEVELS OF POP CULTURE-RELATED AMAZINGNESS. OKAY.
BOY: OKAY.

by fbadvocate June 3, 2009