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sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
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skunky sock

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...
dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night
by zach GS bronston April 25, 2008
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cock-sock

person a: you are a cock-sock
person b: hey
by dave1234567890grandma December 17, 2011
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long socks

socks above the ankle
1)oh my gosh I love your long socks
2)these long socks are sooo warm
by ssphar May 3, 2009
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sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering
johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me
by long night alright December 29, 2010
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wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock
after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock
by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009
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mono sock

The condition of a sock once it has lots its matching sock.
Every time I do laundry, I end up with a bunch of mono socks.
by Gufu November 24, 2010
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