planking 

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.

Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.

planking by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011

Plankster

an elite force of highly technical people who practice the art of planking.

Ashley Schaffer is the best plankster in the World.

Plankster by Schmaster November 22, 2011

Plankblank 

you have no idea where to plank anymore. you've planked everywhere and have no where to plank left.

i'm in a plankblank

Plankblank by Macguru311 December 10, 2011

Plank Rape 

The act of raping someone while planking.

Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?

Plank Rape by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011

plankinsons 

the opposite of michael j fox's disease where a person is still for so long it becomes ridiculous.

"did you see jimmy on stage last night?" "yea he had total plankinsons"

plankinsons by hoyhgdwugevd June 9, 2013

plank syndrome 

The direct effect of one to many viagra.

Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome

plank syndrome by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017

plankwad 

A word used in replacement of curse words. Derived from trolling.

You know I get so tired of hearing all this Plankwad!

plankwad by Lamoney April 10, 2017