I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 20, 2008
After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."
by gnstrlove November 23, 2016
You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 11, 2015
dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!
by yeahtheboys October 06, 2015
Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
by Matrixhouse January 30, 2011
Getting A blow job through the phone. The person on the other end of the lines makes slurping noises and the recipient put the phone on their dick and acts as if the phone is the other persons mouth.
by 209 MAPLE September 24, 2009
One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)
The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"
by Professor Faggot Q. Boring May 28, 2006