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dart throwing motherfucker

Person that despite actually enjoying Big Ten football, has acceptable skill at pub games.
Michigan football sucks, but Joshis a dart throwing motherfucker.

Indict the Motherfucker 

An increasingly chart-topping slogan pertaining to the notorious Criminal in Chief appearing on more and more tee shirts all over the world.
Dr. Mary Trump mentioned the beloved ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee-shirts on her podcast today, she noted they were all but sold out in most available outlets and that we would all need to use our big black permanent markers if we want to join this exponentially popular collective.

Convict the Motherfucker 

The increasingly popular slogan on the chart-toppingly popular tee shirts that are quickly supplanting the ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts.
It was pointed out by Dr. Mary Trump on her podcast tonight that the ‘Convict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts referring to the Motherfucker in Chief were taking the place of all others now that he’d been indicted.

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

That moment when a Russian hitman pushes the pistol against your head and prepares to fire.

Fact: He's obsessed with money.
Target - "Eh, what do you want sir?"
*the hitman now flicked his gun safety on, pushing the barrel against the target's head*
Hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
*he pulled the trigger*

thank you for hacking me, motherfucker 

when you know you just got hacked and you want your hacker to know how much you hate him/her (no sexism here)

you can go wild and search anything and your hacker will know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you can't use it in a sentence
apparently you have to use the "word" to make it count so "thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

mutherfuckery 

When something is very strange or something sounds so unbelievable so you blame it on magic
Omg! That is so stupid that there has to be some sort of mutherfuckery in there