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baby machine

A baby machine is a woman who can readily become pregnant, and who really wants to give birth.
1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!

2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.

3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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baby hungry

An idiom most commonly used in America - used almost exclusively by women, to express an overwhelming desire to have children and become a mother. Although it's not something that all women go through, it is most commonly seen to occur between ages 23 through 35. This is something both single women and women in committed relationships can experience - partially due in part to maternal instinct and the so-called biological clock; social norms/expectations for a majority of women that in that age range; and on occasion also due to religious perspectives on family life.
Jane had been married for a little less than a year, but was already so baby hungry that she was buying up toddler's clothes whenever she saw them on sale. Babysitting for friends was the greatest way to work past it, until she and her husband are ready to have children.

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Ashley was surprised to find that she was suddenly baby-hungry after years of swearing she'd never have kids, once she found out she was infertile.
by iamkiki June 14, 2010
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400 babies

The amount of babies one will spawn after consuming the popular energy drink, Powerthirst.
by markzilla January 23, 2009
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burrito baby

The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"

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Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."
by Martin86 May 5, 2008
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Adult Baby

When one dresses and acts like a baby, Having to be cared for in every way by a mommy, daddy, or both.
Adult Baby Joe has a mommy that feeds him and changes his soiled nappies
by Leshrec November 9, 2008
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dead baby

the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!
by miedracolon January 6, 2008
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nepo baby

Nepo Baby: A child born into exceptional fame, wealth, or influence, whose path to success is largely predetermined by their family's considerable resources and connections. Unlike an average person who may inherit a family trade, a Nepo Baby is groomed from birth to dominate global industries, politics, or social spheres.
She launched a fashion line at 18, but she's a Nepo Baby—her parents really own the industry.
by Thalia_Darkley October 24, 2023
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