FB Zombie

A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.

I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...

Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.

Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.

Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.

Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.

Chris: FB Zombies!

by JJMoore June 14, 2011

zombie amocalypse

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.

Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*

by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011

Zombie Topic

1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.

On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!

by Imwithstupid531 December 26, 2009

Sticky Zombie

The act of where a girl is giving you a blow job and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and cum all over her face, mainly in the eye region. When she gets up to wipe her face, she walks with both arms out so she can feel her way to the bathroom and walks around like a zombie

After Cameron blew his load over Emma's face she was walking around cum all over her face, hence like a sticky zombie.

by ethalthefrog March 7, 2012

Zombie shot

"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.

Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."

Kevin: "go for it bro."

Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."

Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."

by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011

zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.

Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".

by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008

zombie dick

When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.

Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"

Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?

by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010