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urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
by i hate liars December 31, 2010
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Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A place that was supposed to be a dictionary site but has been sullied by retarded preadolescent assholes.
*Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*
by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021
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Urban Man

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022
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Urban-Dictionize

The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to UrbanDictionary.com. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
Bob: Dude, I totally made up this amazing word!
Joe: Really, what is it?
Bob: Kadlrkyasoh!!
Joe: Yo dude, you better Urban-Dictionize that.
Bob: Yeah man, I'm totally gonna U.D. it 2nite..
by jonnjonn141 February 17, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A website overrun by the mentally unstable that wasn’t even a good concept to begin with. Half of the definitions have to do with sex. I’m surprised there’s so many ways to be a complete pervert to someone. I thought a slurpy was a type of food/drink not a traumatizing sex trick that’s sure to get your boyfriend to dump you. Here are some other things you’ll find on this god awful website:

People who don’t know how to spell

People who are fueled by dead wrong stereotypes on Asians, or any other ethnicity except American.

People who are cruel to all sexualities and gender identities except for people who are straight or who keep their original gender identities
Hmm, I need a definition on a word. I know! I’ll look it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn’t know it was a gross way to have sex. Wow, these people hate Asians and gays. I think I’ll look it up on Wikipedia instead
by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019
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Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.
Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011
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