Gau Butt Disease

A chronic disease which causes you to poop and not realize it.

Jeff has the Gau butt disease

by Salmon juuls May 19, 2019

metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

Alt-timers disease

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

Anime Protagonist Disease

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".

Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!

by Dancchi February 10, 2021

fatalanus fire disease

The fatalanus fire disease is a disease found in the butthole cavity. A symptom of this disease is when fire shoots out of your asshole. This disease is basically deadly to the asshole.

Hey what is wrong with u?
Oh i have fatalanus fire disease.

by cheesynuggets69 February 17, 2022

fat nigger disease

A disease contracted by eating at least 25% more than your stomach can contain. The symptoms include sleepiness, wanting to roll over and die, and discomfort. It may also cause you to never want to eat again, but that will pass in coming time.

Joe: God damn... This is damn good looking breakfast.
Timmy: Hell yeah... I'm gonna get fat nigger disease!
Joe: Me too!

by Tera Reid August 2, 2007

Stupid Cunt Disease

(1).Exhibiting multiple and frequent tedencies of being a cunt. (2).A momentary lapse of all reason. Noted to being a near fatal disease.

(1).She is suffering from the worst case of "stupid cunt disease" I have ever seen. (2). Did you hear what she said to him, she must have contracted "stupid cunt disease" today while she was with her friends.

by Lucifer213 February 11, 2006