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“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic
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Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)
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A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.
Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.
A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.
Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.
Friend: "I can't fix this weird issue. Every time I follow the steps online to resolve it, the issue is still there & I am back to square one..."
Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."
Friend: *demonstrates issue*
Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."
Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"
Bunny: "Bunny Logic"
Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*
Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."
Friend: *demonstrates issue*
Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."
Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"
Bunny: "Bunny Logic"
Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*
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Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)
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