Sexy Toast

Just toast

Do you want something to eat?
Yes, I'll have some sexy toast please.

by Sparky Owl September 29, 2011

Sexy Owl

When having fornicating from behind, pull the girls head round to face you so she is in pain.

Niall's bitch loves having her head turned to face him making her a sexy owl!

"Dude I made a girl a sexy owl last night"

by Dr Hosslehoff November 21, 2012

Sexi Wexi

(n.) An apparition which requires no soul to operate. Usually takes the form of a human woman, but has been known to transfigure into other forms such as the ones seen during the Salem Witchcraft trials that resembled the devil.

If caught alone with such a creature do not look it in the eyes for it uses them as a portal from which it derives your soul.

When I was walking in the woods I became cognizant of a chilling presence in front of me, it was a Sexi Wexi and proceeded to eat my heart with a crudely made spork.

by reluctantfollower November 16, 2009

Sexy Oops

Unintentionally bringing about your own demise, through autoerotic activity.

Originally, David was thought to have killed himself, but it turns out it was just a sexy oops.

by _Irene_Adler December 7, 2010

sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

by akoni February 15, 2004

sexy gurl

anonymous signature to use from mobile phones when sexting and you want to stay anonymous. What to call yourself when making crank calls or drunk dials. Works to get the attention of the reciever.

What's up, Tina? You wanna hang? Sexy GURL

by blasterlbc July 14, 2011

Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011