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Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.
I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.
by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009
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douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator
I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.
by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009
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Yugi-douche

A person who plays the card game yu-gi-oh! but is a giant cock, you can recognize a Yugi-Douche by the way he or she says your turn or by the way he or she smiles if they look like Richard Simmons with Botox then you have yourself a genuine Yugi-douche, the best way to beat a Yugi-Douche is to actually beat him or her with a shovel to death, that is all.
Yugi-Douche : Expensive deck, no skill, lots of cocky cockness.
by truthbetold95 February 11, 2013
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Iceberg Douche

Only 10% of doucheness can be seen but you know there is 90% more beneath the surface.
That guy was cool but turned out to be a real iceberg douche once you get to know him.
by vingratis March 18, 2009
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Donald Douche

A good word to use when you want to talk about trump but you don’t want to say his last name

Also a good word to describe him
by Swag-o-Cato March 15, 2018
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douche-whore

A person who whores out his/her douchiness (aka is extremely rude/mean to everyone)
Some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-whores when they let us get lost while they went to Yogurtland and Jamba Juice.
by Jim Bob the Debater March 8, 2011
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Bag of Douches

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
by MaryMack March 14, 2010
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