dallas allen

Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.

Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"

by GODLIKEPERONAILTY November 30, 2017

sloppy dallas

When she got a dipski in her lipski getting tricky on the dicky spittin that wintergreen on it and slurping it all up along the nut you bust immediately after having tobacco spit all on your junk.

AYE CARL!! THE FARMERS DAUGHTER GAVE ME A SLOPPY DALLAS LAST NIGHT!!

by Oofwrld October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blow-job with a mouth full of dip.

Oh man, my girlfriend gave me an epic Sloppy Dallas at work this morning.

by Randle Henry October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act in which you receive oral sex from an individual who has chewing tobacco (or dip) in their mouth.

I really didn't think I would enjoy it but Jessica gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night.

by NotTheGuy22 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy blowie with a mouth full of chip dip definition created by soup in an attempt to transform his fetish into a well known normal sexual activity

Girlfriend: hey did you see McNastys new vid
Boyfriend: Nah, why?

Girlfriend: well boy do I have a treat for you tonight! I shall preform a “sloppy Dallas” on your genitalia

by Titan NZ October 15, 2020

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria

Se stai troppo tempo a casa impazzirai.

Marco aveva ragione.

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria è giusto perchè non abbiamo ascoltato Marco

by Kebbaro April 19, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job while having dip in your mouth.

“Hey Bob, do you want me to give you a sloppy Dallas to cheer you up?”

“No dude, that’s gay”

by SvendBent October 15, 2020