Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.

Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

Soft Cum

The art of cummingwhile floppy

Dude, I saw that video of Hugh Hackman and I didn't even have time to get erect, it was a soft cum

by Joshiwan March 12, 2017

sock cum

That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.

Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."

by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012

Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

Cum curtain

A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed

Zach saw Connor in a speedo and promptly put up his cum curtain to have a quick wank.

by anonymousussy69 May 6, 2023

cum slushie

When a guy splooges(cums) into a girls mouth and the girl sloshes it around in her mouth and spits it out from her mouth into a cup

susan made me drink a cum slushie, it was very salty

by NathannC June 13, 2008

Cum Punch

The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.

"I gave Ashley a black eye when I hit her with a cum punch last night."

by 5aq July 2, 2012