Fajita Crotch

When a woman has a messy vaginal area resembling the contents of a fajita (meat, peppers, onions, grease, etc.).

The jumbled excess of a loose or disorganized pussy.

After having 6 kids, Tami had a total fajita crotch.

by Fajita Crotch January 6, 2011

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crotch lion

A dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.

Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.

What were you doing while I was asleep? Why do I have so many crotch lions!?

Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.

Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!

by nosiven May 8, 2008

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Crotch Hot

1) Food that is so spicy it makes even your crotch sweat.

2) To describe unusually hot weather

3) Used to describe an extremely attractive person

**For those who are inclined to be politically correct, one can substitute C.H.

Man, that thai food was Crotch Hot!
Wow, 100 degrees?? that's Crotch Hot!
Holy hell, that girl/guy is Crotch Hot! Grrrrr.

by CH Creator April 30, 2011

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crotch dump

the smell when you take a shit after working out or a sporting event... then you catch the scent of shit and ball sweat...

"crotch dump is the worst thing imaginable"

by CFfosho December 20, 2008

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Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

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