take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

high pants

1. (noun) term used to describe the practice of hiking pants up beyond acceptable limits.

2. (adjective) food industry vernacular; a term used to describe a person in the food industry.

"that high pants cashier gave me the wrong change"
"what's wrong with high pants today?"

by Steve KAZ April 3, 2007

Lambda pants

Alternative term for Y-fronts. The shape of the fly, although resembling an upside-down 'Y', actually looks more like a lambda symbol (the right way up).

I'm wearing my best lambda pants for my date tonight - I hope she likes them. At least the skid marks won't be too obvious.

by Funkmaster74 November 26, 2010

Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

cody no pants

is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.

thank god cody no pants isnt here

by emily arsenault August 29, 2007

crabby pants

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 23, 2006