Grief pussy

The pussy you get from thirsty girls after you've recently lost your spouse/significant other.

"Man I felt bad for Tom when his girlfriend died, but damn did he get a lot of grief pussy after the funeral"
"at least they got her in the ground first"

by TimmaC10 October 11, 2017

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

Pussy poke

Sitting on the top of a house naked being poked in the pussy by the tiles

Yesterday I got Pussy poked

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

pussy bump

•When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!

•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.

The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumps Janel.

by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021

Pussy

A cat.

Stacy: hey how's your pussy feeling?
Mary: I had to shave it but it's looking nice and pink.

by stregobor September 22, 2021

pussy

a cat.

guy 1 : damn dude look at that pussy,
guy 2 : yeah thats a nice looking cat.

by hayoe September 25, 2020

pussy drought

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.

Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"

by stone412 December 29, 2013