Naughty Jungle of Love

1. When a man's pubic hair is larger than the bush outside his home.
2. A sex act in which the female is sucking the guy, and he stuffs her face into his bush, suffocating her, then shitting on her chest and breast-fucking it all.

OMG, Adam has a Naughty Jungle of Love!

by Travis and Adam December 13, 2003

I Love You

a lie.

He said "i love you", and she believed him.

by fkadjfrio j ivorvnklfvnrpig aj July 8, 2018

love volcano

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.

The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.

by theryno June 26, 2007

love

love is just a transaction, we are all hardwired to desire, we represent the correct set of desirable traits and BOM, we can turn it on and we can turn it off.

I can choose to love u and I can make u love me.

by *FACTS* June 3, 2019

i love you

Katie loves Jake the most, She always has and always will.

katie: i love you the most (:
jake: no no no
katie: yes you cant argue it now its a known fact

by themskls August 18, 2011

are we in love yet?

Sort of emo-ish shorthand for "God, I wish I had a girlfriend/boyfriend" and is said randomly at a really slow party or spouted on a whim to the stranger on a bus next to you. (The last one is fuuuuuun!)
Should be used when hyper/drunk/high/or just when you're bored and feel like shaking your best friend up.
(can also be used as a charming pick-up line before youv'e met someone)

bored guy 1"Doood, I'm sooooo bored."
bored Guy 2: "Dood, nothing's going on"

Both sit up, and say at the same time:
"Are we in love yet?"
okay...this is awkward...

by diabolic! November 28, 2005

1000 Watts Of Love

Four piece band from the Flint/Davison area of Michigan that plays power pop music true to their roots. Comprised of two guitars, bass and drums.

"we went to see 1000 Watts Of Love at The Loft and they totally ROCKED my ass!!!"

by Der What? November 14, 2006