gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

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ur mom gay

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" but only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability

Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*

by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019

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Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.

Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.

by EreaSariae November 19, 2017

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Gay lord

Dawson is a gay lord because he fucks guys online for fun

Me: is that Dawson the gay lord?
Random: yes he slept with my boyfriend and cheated on his girlfriend

by I love Jake October 7, 2019

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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

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