A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will get read for filth or experience total annihilation when they try you. A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"
Offender: "damn. You's a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"
Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"
Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"
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It's an extremely offensive expression in Spain and South America.
You can be sure to begin a fight if you say it to anybody.
You can say it to anybody if your are trying to pick a quarrel....
Me caes mal y yo me cago en tus muertos, cabron de mierda!!!
It's an extremely offensive expression in Spain and South America.
You can be sure to begin a fight if you say it to anybody.
You can say it to anybody if your are trying to pick a quarrel....
Me caes mal y yo me cago en tus muertos, cabron de mierda!!!
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Get the Me cago en tus muertos mug.A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.
It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.
Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.
It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.
Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.
"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."
"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."
"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."
"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."
Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.
Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.
"Please ruin me"
"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."
"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."
"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."
"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."
Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.
Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.
"Please ruin me"
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