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Whitey Tighty Ball Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.
“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”
by Dookiepoopy December 22, 2021
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You be epic bowling ball

Usually comes with "hey" after

Used for unknown reasons
Someone: you be epic bowling ball
The same person or someone else: hey
by Franstx October 17, 2019
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Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.
by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021
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Cock & Ball Torture (CBT)

Cock & Ball Torture (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as waxing, squeezing, genital spanking, ball busting, genital flogging, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.
Man, the definition of Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) @wikipediathefreeencyclopedia@en.wikipedia.org is really funny. You should look it up some time
by Mr.NateHiggers February 21, 2022
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Big Balls Small Shrimp

The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.
Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp
by japonsanders June 9, 2020
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Parachute (Cock and Ball Torture)

A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.
A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
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