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To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
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A way of saying goodbye. I.E., One Love. I = Roman Numeral for 1. The comma between love and the word you is implied. When most people say goodbye to someone for whom they have a romantic or familial love, they often just say "Love you", with the I--since speaking from the first person is already understood--being implied.
Okay, I'm leaving. I love you"--implied, "Okay, I'm leaving. I Love, you.
A way of saying goodbye. I.E., One Love. I = Roman Numeral for 1. The comma between love and the word you is implied. When most people say goodbye to someone for whom they have a romantic or familial love, they often just say "Love you", with the I--since speaking from the first person is already understood--being implied.
Okay, I'm leaving. I love you"--implied, "Okay, I'm leaving. I Love, you.
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While on a nature hike a rare wop-chested Italian Calvert Scaletti lept from the bushes, took the anal virginity or Lawrence Van Tassel, and fled back into the woods chanting his mating call. All you heard as he galloped away like a lama in heat was "I LOVE BOOBS". I'll never forget that day and I'm pretty sure Lawrence won't either. With the saddamizing and all.
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