got me dead. dead as a cacaroach

an inside joke that was created on TikTok and means something is really funny.

Did you hear what she just said? Got me dead. Dead as a cacaroach.

by ih8myslf November 19, 2020

make me one with everything

What the mystic said to the pizza chef.

"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?

by Fearman April 11, 2008

do you trust me game

A game usually played between a new couple, used as either a way to see how far you can go with said person, or just as a time passer, the object is not to get the other person to say, no i do not trust you, the object is to get as far as you can without the person saying i don't trust you.

Sit your girlfriend beside you, ask to play the do you trust me game, put your hand on her knee, ask her if she trusts you, and if she says yes, move your hand up her leg slightly, same idea for a girl playing on a guy.

by Spike shaw May 27, 2008

It tastes like shit to me

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.

It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.

by andresgc7 March 3, 2020

Signs a girl likes me

she doesnt

no really the fact that you thought she liked you is HILLARIOUS like man Noone likes you

Maybe they will like you if you stop Fapping to fucking fortnite porn you degenerate

You know maybe i am a little harsh here is an example of Signs a girls likes me :

1.wake up

2.it was probably i fucking dream

Thats why there is no way a girl likes you ok? now say this word inside your mind ok?: Signs a girl likes me are none

by CoolDJ1000000000 December 2, 2020

catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

tie-kuan-do-me

Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.

Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.

Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts

by tie-kuan-do-me master April 29, 2012