Love

Being able to tell someone how you feel

zach i wanting to fucking love you write now.

by PseudonymIsAnonymous October 26, 2019

love

Nature's way of tricking two fools into reproducing.

I love you.

by Anonymoose2018 June 19, 2018

love

pointless broken sad dumb stupid lies

but you can’t ignore it forever

🥺🌷i thought you loved me🌷🥺

by m_ry24 September 7, 2019

Love

Ilusion created by our minds to trick our hearts into getting broken

Love is an illusion

by Deppresso September 9, 2019

I Love You

a lie.

He said "i love you", and she believed him.

by fkadjfrio j ivorvnklfvnrpig aj July 8, 2018

Naughty Jungle of Love

1. When a man's pubic hair is larger than the bush outside his home.
2. A sex act in which the female is sucking the guy, and he stuffs her face into his bush, suffocating her, then shitting on her chest and breast-fucking it all.

OMG, Adam has a Naughty Jungle of Love!

by Travis and Adam December 13, 2003

love volcano

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.

The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.

by theryno June 26, 2007