Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

you double-faced entendre

A person who has two completely different sides essentially one being a angle and one being a devil
Credits from Oliver Tree at interview with Genius

Play me that way? Your bad babe you double-faced entendre.

by An Oliver tree fan boi March 7, 2023

resting bitch face grill

The resting bitch face grill (RBF grill for short or commonly referred to as the angry grill) is an after market accessory commonly placed on Jeep JK's and more recently JL and gladiator models that are custom built for Mall crawling. The purpose of this grill is to give the Jeep a more aggressive look thereby giving the owner a confidence boost equivalent to 1.5 inchs of penis growth, but in reality they usually just end up giving the Jeep the appearance of a baby manta ray.

Does that Jeep have down syndrome?

No that's just a resting bitch face grill.

by Dances With Whiskey February 7, 2020

Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

by Maxctran May 26, 2016

Colour your face red

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.

T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*

by Thesander March 5, 2019

dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.

You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!

by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 17, 2020

The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.

Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.

by BuRnZy187 September 7, 2014