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Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023
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Baby lurk

A short excursion with a companion to acquire a good, perform a singular task, or have a short conversation. A baby lurk occurs usually when one party is scheduled to do something at a later time, but has a small window to invest time with another individual enough to spend it with them.
Hey bro, wanna go out tonight for some PBRs?”

“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
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Baby gay

Someone who has just come out of the closet and is acting like they are now a skittle as a full time job.
They never shut up about their latest gay Netflix show or their obsession with girl in red and clairo.
To identify these vermin:
They often carry pride flags around with them to show strangers how gay they are.
Many have dyed hair in the following colours: red, green, blue and yellow.
Many hold hands and kiss when they aren’t even in a relationship, this can be in places you never would have thought of like graveyards and some even in funerals.
Person1: Your a baby gay
Person2:(red hair carrying a pride flag holding their *besties* hand and listening to girl in red) NO IM NOT, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME, IVE BEEN GAY FOR A WHOLE 2 WEEKS AND NEXT WEEK IM EVEN GOING ON A DATE WITH MY BESTIE TO A BOBA SHOP. THATS HOMOPHOBIC.
by babygayhater123hd May 10, 2022
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powdered baby

When you put a frosted donut on your dick & proceed to by having anal sex until the donut is smashed all over the girls ass
Annie & Dan made a powdered baby
by orgy bus group September 22, 2016
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Stavvy baby

When you pull out to soon and have to look your date in the eye for a long period of time while finishing your self and it gets extremely awkward.
Man I pulled a Stavvy baby last night. I don’t think she will call me again
by Roosterwiththetunacan June 28, 2023
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char baby

Cum you little char baby
by Charnisha January 3, 2023
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Turn-based dweeb game for nerd babies

yeah dude i fuckin hate honkai star rail its a Turn-based dweeb game for nerd babies
by VEXNEUTRON March 27, 2024
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