National ‘give him head day’

If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.

Hey I always wanted to give you head, it’s National ‘give him head day’ can I come over?

by Factually Proven April 12, 2019

National Ignore your crush day!

OCTOBER 17

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !

by Zayla_May_Catana October 11, 2021

National grab tits

Grab so many boobs you can on 12.april

I grabbed 20 tits today
Oh damn i forgot it was the national grab tits day today

by Norge loven April 11, 2019

National DL Day

March 14th

to recognize the gay men who are downlow and not ready to come out yet , even tho some may give off the gay vibe , they try to keep a “ straight “ narrative.

“ Hey! It’s national DL day ! “

by gaywire March 13, 2022

national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 15, 2019

National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025