A lost ball in high weeds

A person who does not know what they are doing, how to do it or possibly even where they are.

John: "What are you doing here!? You can't be here, its dangerous!"

William: "I'm sorry, I got confused as to where i'm supposed to be."

John: "Dude, you're a lost ball in high weeds."

by Jayy1989 April 15, 2010

The Ball Swipe Test

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.

Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.

by J$BazookaRAy April 21, 2011

Shit balls fuck

the point where shit got so real that shitballs just doesn't cover it!

Your friends dating your ex? Shit balls fuck!

by Tshizzle77 June 13, 2015

Hit a ball with a bat

Hit puberty

Oi have you hit a ball with a bat

by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018

Dirty T-ball

A variation to the Dirty Geyser, This is when you punch a woman so hard in her stomcah a solid poo comes out, thus making it shoot into the air. This would be when you try to bite at it.

I dirty T-balled your Mom

by nate the snake August 27, 2012

blue kegoh balls

when kegoh is masterbating and his mother walks in and catches him in act and does not let him finish, causing him blue balls(blue kegoh balls).

jerking off and you don't finish the job leaving you with blue kegoh balls.

by frozen one April 2, 2011

Joe mamma balls

I eat men for breakfast, dinner and lunch. I also make out with around 69 femboys every week

“Joe mamma balls” no way bruh 💀

by JohnnyS1ns September 12, 2021