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i love me

Some one who is so stuck up, vain and has their head so far up thier own arse they can't see tomorrow!!!!
'It's all me me me me me with her!'
'Too true, she is such an I LOVE ME'
by Gerttrude March 14, 2007
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i love you

(Eye Luv U) Phrase. 1) Declaration of affection. 2) Words of truth when spoken by women, words of lust spoken by a man. 3) Last resort when trying to get laid. 4) The shortest road to Blowjobs and anal sex. 5) A complete and total farce in modern society. 6) Words spoken into a mirror by Hollywood celebs. 7) Yeu Eng Em: Vietnamese for Here’s a pungi stick, hope you die.
i love you
1) Honey, I love you.
2) Bob, I love you? Oh Sally, I loe you too...
3) I'm not just some guy, I love you...
4) "Can I put in in your butt?" NO! "Please?" NO! "I won't stick it all the way in." NO! "I love you." Ok, go ahead.
5) I love you...until I find someone else or I just decide that love is a fleeting emotion and waiste of our time pretending to be in love for the sake of the children or a tax break. It's cheaper to be with you and split expenses so rather than go find true love, with someone who will eventually drop me for someone else because they are no longer in love either, I'll just live this lie and cheat on you.
6) "I love you Paris Hilton". I love you back Paris Hilton. And we both love our extended and undeserved 15 minutes.
7) Yeu Eng Em, Ah you no fucka me in da ass bigga boy. "But I love you (Yeu Eng Em)" Oh, in dat case come give me da big whoppa in my rittle ass.
by sirisaachillary December 28, 2005
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love

"love is just a reminder of all the people that hate us"
by Some high school guy May 25, 2018
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love

something that can never exist without someone ruining it
by thanossnap August 6, 2019
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love

a manipulative emotion that people use over other people to trick their emotions..
i love you.... he says and youre heart stops and you think omg he does love me...When in reality it means hes going to start being inconstant with you..
by Brokengirl101 November 18, 2019
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Unrequited Love

It sucks. There's nothing you can do to get rid of it. It'll never go away, just sit in the corner waiting to be real for someone else. All the while being too spoiled to accept someone else who truly loves you, because you're waiting for that one person, holding out hope that they're just timid. It'll take the utter snuffing out of hope to realize that they don't want you. And what hurts even worse is in some instances they're quietly unaware of their effect.
Why do I still love her? She Doesn't know I exist... unrequited love sucks!
by Just a Heartbroken kid October 22, 2018
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City I Love

The most amazing song in the entire world. City I Love by Jon Young refers to the general areas of West Orange County, Orlando, and Seminole as being the best places on the face of the earth. Which, of course, as everyone already knows, they are.
"This one right here's for the city I love.
(Representing for the O-Town baby)
For all my folks in the O,
On the block riding chrome slamming Big Body Do'z.
I'm doing this thing for y'all.
Orange County up to Seminole,
This for my dawgz.
(West Orange County)
This for the 407, the 407."
by Karisa Hunt August 2, 2008
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