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Jesus Bar

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.
The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"
by Byron john March 26, 2009
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Jesus freak

n. Someone who displays an unusual or embarrasing amount of enthusiasm for Jesus.

This term was first used in the 1960's in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional Christians who often displayed hippie leanings.
Hey, David, if you dance around like that, people are going to start thinking you're some kind of Jesus freak.
by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003
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Jesus Camp

Christian camps and retreats. Usually very fundamentalist and scarry, with the ultimate goal of brainwashing everyone into christian conformity.
My mom sent me to jesus camp, but I got sent home early for not conforming quickly enough.
by herselfelf March 17, 2004
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Jesus Club

when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.
"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"
by Kronos_Olymparu December 9, 2009
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K-Jesus

A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.
Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.
by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009
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Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words
Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick
by Smokahontus January 3, 2011
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un-jesus

doing something againt jesus or with satin
you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you
by Christian Gamer Fanboy ^_^ October 5, 2018
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