Side Snitch

A person who acts as your friend but can dob you in at any given moment.

She was such a side snitch.
She was side snitching me!

by @personhehe April 1, 2020

side sleeper

A guy that is only used for cuddling during sleep

I really wish my side sleeper will come over tonight

by etrade19 February 14, 2018

Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.

He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.

by Movie Girl June 12, 2018

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

vinegar side

The side of your ball sac closet to your butthole.

Man there’s a smell coming from my downstairs. I believe it’s the vinegar side of my bean bag.

by Jmaktheknife February 14, 2018

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021

glade side

Original worldwide O.G gangsta site playaz. Roll so deep Pablo Escobar was their bitch and got both 2pac and Biggie dealt with for stepping on their turf without permission. Will kill any Manz who dare test.

Who was that posse of god like outlaw mavericks who just shot up our whole crew and tea leafed our baccy then drove off in their solid gold and chrome solar powered robin reliants on switches? Glade side motherfuckers obviously

by Gladeside mandem July 8, 2018