four eyed cunt

Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt

Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 14, 2018

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four man scramble

Putting your penis in a golf ball cleaner while three friends watch.

After hitting the gay club, we all went to the golf course for a four man scramble.

by Taquanka LaQueefa Jones July 25, 2006

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four boob syndrome

Jocular name of the cameltoe-like effect of tiny bras!
See also quadriboob, pooling.

Four boob syndrome can be seen on very fat chicks or ones with jahoobies the size of your head!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

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Throwing up fours

Throwing up fours usually means you get insanely large amounts of bitches.

He’s throwing up fours, that must mean he gets a lot of bitches.

by Jax2tuff April 16, 2022

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four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

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four-year-plan

The extremely safe method to not have children, consisting of waiting four years with a boyfriend/girlfriend before having sex. Also can be taken as 1 base for every year.

Mike: "You hit that yet?"
Skeeter: "Naw man, only half way through that four-year-plan. Sho aint gonna be paying no child support though, YADADAMEAN?!?"

by Mixmaster Skeeter January 27, 2006

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