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Phlonkerton 

A sport/game created back in the day in which contestants get as close to an oncoming ocean wave as possible without getting splashed. The object of the game is to reach out and touch the wave without the wave touching you. This game is most enjoyable when tripping under the moonlight at Point Dume. It is named after its creater Sir Francis Chad Phlonkerton III.
"When I play Phlonkerton its not about the money or the fame. Its all about touching that wave."
Phlonkerton by Ace Siggle January 14, 2009
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Planking 

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.
check out that letterbox bro, prime planking
Planking by plankingbouss September 25, 2011
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Planking 

The art of lying on your stomach on a pole or an object of similar thiness. Planking can be done anywere. To be an official plank one must have their arms by there sides be facing downwards and legs straight, no holding on.
nothing much probably gonna go planking
Planking by Jlazo September 27, 2011

planking 

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
planking by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

planking 

the act of lying face down, with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces, and then photographing it. Also known as 'the lying down game' in Europe and Japan, and 'extreme lying down' in Australasia.
Hey, did you hear about the guy that fell to his death while planking on a seventh storey balcony?
planking by Spuddy4u October 4, 2011

planking 

Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
planking by ViperGeek October 7, 2011
One who planks. Lying with arms by side and feet pointed. Planks originated in Australia by David "Wolfman" Williams who planked during a game of Rugby on 27 March 2011. A plankster is usually a pro at planking and knows the creative, and humour aspects of the sport.
The man planks often and is therefore a plankster.
Plankster by ThePotatoman October 15, 2011