Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018

Mushroom Lover

Someone who plays way too much Super Mario

Dude, your a Mushroom Lover

by Gamer47 June 18, 2022

Mushroom hut

Dick, vag, anything foul.

“He keeps asking me to go into his mushroom hut”
- “that’s kinda gross Cindy”

“No. He said it’s roomy”

by Shut up nick - January 22, 2021

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

Mushroom Swirl

Dance move where you spin your partner only using the head of your dick.

OH SHIT! He just pulled off THE OL MUSHROOM SWIRL!

by oBacn January 20, 2024

Mushroom Bang

The noise anime girls make while getting fucked

Hinata made a mushroom Bang

by Johnny Cash's Dad September 5, 2021