plant mom

mother of plants. someone who owns a significant number of plants and care for them deeply, these plants are usually kept inside to be close to their surrogate mother.

person 1: 'that person sure likes plants'
person 2:'yeh . she's a plant mom'

by iwantdeathpls May 25, 2018

your mom

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

soccer mom

Someone who tries to hard to mould their children into what they deem perfect and the and results are: Teenage Son: Turns into a punk rocker athiest and ends up leaving the bitch with a shocked stare.
Teenage Daughter: Becomes addicted to marijuana and ends up pregant.
Husband: Runs away with his secutary to escape thye nagging bitch.
Soccer Mom: Turns into an alco and ends up with a janitor

"You fucking bitch i hate you you never let me grow up"
soccer mom bitch

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 22, 2006

soccer mom

a white mother who drives a mini van and has usually over 2 children who participate in every sport/activity possible. her children are faggots and arent allwoed 2 listen to rap/r&b music because of the dirty words.
definetly not a milf.

also see sluts wiggers posers

my fukin soccer mom picked me up from a club last night in her fukin mini van.

by ...................... March 26, 2005

Juvi Mom

A juvi mom is a mother of juvenile deliquent. she will visit her "darling" deliquent child every evening/weekend at the detention center. She usually takes the city bus/cab/walk or drive a "bucket". She most likely lives in the inner city or a working class suburban neighborhood. Usually dresses like a teenager (she's in her 30-40's) wears body piecing and tattoos,high heels she can be argumentive with detention staff,probation officers,attorneys,police officers ect. Some juvi moms try to be their childrens friends then their mothers, there's no boundaries.

"you should've seen that Juvi mom at juvenile court the other day she wearing a low cut shirt and a mini skirt up to her crotch."

by maria sembrakis September 16, 2008

your mom

the lady that was on my balls last night

your mom fucked me
noo way
way
'his mom comes in
ready for round 2
HELL YEAH

by 8-bit guy May 12, 2011

serial mom

Any mother that has 3 kids or more.

When it comes to a serial mom, in most cases, why the kid count is almost the same as the father count, unless provened wrong?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 14, 2007