Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

Got sent to the Gulag

A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.

Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!

by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021

you’ve got a cold

someone who is a cold hearted-bitch

“mate you’ve got a cold”
“aye fuck off”

by BusySucking January 10, 2019

You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.

by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

this guys got wheels

When you are really fast

Don't let him get by because this guys got wheels

by Johnnysavage22 February 3, 2017

got the get up

1. When you or people around you are driving fast on the streets, highways, interstates etc.

2. Refers to your energy level

1. Yo you see that car? It's definitely got the get up

2. "Hey, you heading to the party tonight?"
"Naw man, I ain't got the get up tonight."

by Danger Mouse 007D September 17, 2007