black friday

the day following thanksgiving where americans go out and buy extra shit they don't need that ends up in the dump, oceans and kills the turtles.

ironically, it is also held on the same day as 'buy nothing day' (much better if you ask me) Buy nothing day raises awareness of the negative environmental, social, and political consequences of overconsumption.

"bruh karen went to like 16 stores yesterday and brought home three coffee makers, a tv, two suitcases and a 42 pack of spatulas"

"my mom got trampled in costco on black friday and she still came home with a broken tv that was 95% off"

by primeverdeen November 29, 2020

Donut Friday

Donut Friday refers to a growing trend within workplaces (particularly in the pro bono legal sector) where donuts are ordered, purchased and consumed by staff for morning tea each Friday.

"Man, I just can't wait for Donut Friday... I'm gonna get a cinnamon one!"

by fridays=donuts October 22, 2009

fourloko friday

when you drink fourlokos on friday

kinley and bailey told me to pull up to fourloko friday.

make sure you bring your sour green apole fourloko to fourloko friday.

by binley August 27, 2022

Normal Friday

Good Friday for those who don't have religious feelings about it AND don't have the day off.

"Hey man, got the day off for Good Friday?"

"Nah, I'll be celebrating Normal Friday with my coworkers this year."

by AlexMA January 21, 2013

O Friday

Orgasm Friday, the Friday before thanksgiving/ holiday season, the last day to cheat before the holidays

My O Friday is set and ready! My last chance to have great sex before I’m stuck with my wife this holiday season.

by Luckywood November 17, 2017

Devil's Friday

The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.

Did we get paid today?

Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.

by Jeffrey daumer March 19, 2014

friday junior

Partying on a Thursday night instead of waiting for “Friday night” excuse to drink.

You are gona party on a Thursday night?? Umm, we don have a drinking problem, it’s Friday Junior!

by Rivardary February 9, 2018