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Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit
by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019
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father

i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.
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Father

Something that has left you or raped your mom.
i love you father.
by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024
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Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.
She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.
by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021
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Father

by Mayo_river June 13, 2021
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Father

The family member that most black people don't have!
"DaMarcus Timothy James Jr. didn't know who his father was. His father was out the door before he was born."
by BlackManOnFire April 24, 2022
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Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).
"she married a man old enough to be her father"
by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
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