whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

obese whale

slang for FAT

This is one of a kind. if you know you know but short telled it is s person who is fat ass hell, fat as a whale you could say.

girl 1:damn look at that obese whale over there

girl 2: thats deffintly h»n*a

by giganatisk March 9, 2023

Whale Spearing

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY

I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.

by Dj Cheff From Puerto Rico February 7, 2014

ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.

pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale

by nubesLas January 16, 2009

fail whale

A beached whale.

oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale

by XombieJer March 2, 2010

Whale Hole

A female's vaginal thats been around the block to many times. The word Whale Hole simply means "blown out vagina."

Female:1 "On God!!! girl, Jessica is so thirsty with her loose pussy ass. Must be from all those black dude's she been fucking." Female:2 "mhmm girl my boyfriends, nephews, big cousin was fucking with that white girl an he told my boyfriend she was more blew out than a Whale Hole. Female:1 "On God, that trick thirsty and nasty af.

by Crumbz February 6, 2014

Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

by Miles May 19, 2004