Top Royalties

a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.

“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”

by SlawOnMaKnawb February 24, 2022

party top

masculine guy who plays the role of "top" ( male who is in charge in a homosexual relation, the one who penetrates. usually but not always is a very masculine gay male, op: bottom) at sex parties.

we are having a sex party tonight. we are missing the party top. we are all bottoms.

by elninovaldes February 21, 2017

Pillow Top

A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.

Look at that guy's pillow top!

by DaHolmes March 11, 2023

The Top Gun

A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.

I HAVE CREATED THE TOP GUN, NEXT UP; THE MAVERICK. I AM BASICALLY THE PICASSO OF SEX ACTS.

by Kim Dong-Illmatic May 25, 2009

Top City

A name people use to say "Topeka" to make themselves sound cool.

Austin:Hey dude wanna goto Top City?
Alex:Its Topeka you idiot.

by Adam Good April 29, 2008

ZZ Top

Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.

Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

top lip

When you spent money on something you didn't intend to buy, your top lip extends beyond your bottom lip.

After work my girl asked to stop for a drink, on her, when the bill comes she says she forgot my wallet so I top lipped and paid.

by BobaFett February 25, 2015